Kissing Lessons? Hmmm
A 20 year old Georgia Tech student is looking for kissing lessons, claiming he’s never kissed before.
Here’s a copy of his craigslist ad.
Seems to me I’ve heard this one before, but I suppose we should give him the benefit of the doubt.
Either way, hate the game not the player.
July 8th, 2008 at 9:07 am
I will be HAPPY to help him out.
July 8th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
why would you want a lesson in kissing? you should kiss your true love it comes naturally.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I will teach u the proper sexy way of kissing, u will become a pro at it,TRUST AND BELIEVE>
July 9th, 2008 at 5:24 am
get a life get out omg
July 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Get in touch with me… I have a lot to say. Trust me, please. I can help.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
20 yearsold…
attending Georgia Tech…
5 year internet relationship with a girl you’ve never met…
Never been kissed?…
You’re a loser, why not get off the internet and simply go meet people. Is this guy really serious? I mean, you really have to try to isolate yourself to become a hermit in college, its not an easy thing to do.
PS…Does this guy know how embarrassed he should feel right now. Why would you post this.
July 11th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Caramel
I think I would like that too!
pro kissing I dont think I know it that well. would you help me too?
david
July 12th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I think you are lying and want attention! loser!
July 19th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
WTF??? Does this guy not have a life or what???? At 20 and in college? Why is he JUST NOW meeting his Online GF of Five years? Like she isnt playing the feild in real life. I think this guy needs a reality check and move on. I know how the online game works with guys and posting on CRAIGSLIST of all dang places to find someone to teach him how to kiss is a bit strange!!! Come on….if she is willing to dump him over a kiss he needs to rethink meeting her!!
July 20th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
I don’t think it’s a huge deal to reach 20 and never been kissed. I didn’t receive my first kiss until 18 or 19 and still never got in a serious relationship until a couple years after that.
As far as his situation, I do think it’s rather stupid. I can understand having an internet friend for that long before meeting them because it can be dangersous meeting people in person that you’ve only known online, but online dating is retarded. You can never know if you really connect unless you hang out in person. I don’t care what people say, but we are all at least a little different online and we can tolerate different things from people online that we have a harder time with in person and visa versa.
And asking people online to teach you to kiss? STUPID! What if he got someone with aids? or who knows what else! He may feel like an idiot going to someone he knows at the school he’s at, but chances are, many of them have seen that post already!
And if dating a “good kisser” is so important to this girl, than she’s not worth it. Everyone has their own way of kissing. How would this guy know if his “kissing instructor” kissed the same way his online girlfriend likes to kiss?
Stupid stupid, that’s all I have to say.
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Rebecca you are the stupid one, you cannot get AIDS from kissing. Give the guy a break. He might be lying but how cares. At least is isn’t afraid to try.
August 6th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
@Renee: Unless he was such a bad kisser he broke the skin.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
ok dude you need to think about this post you put up. you never met this girl and its been five years come on dude and where is she from? i hope in the same state go out to the bar or the club and meet a real girl. good luck
August 8th, 2008 at 8:27 am
I will help you out, haha, you are adorable, how can you not have been kissed yet?
August 9th, 2008 at 6:02 am
Have any of you ever MET a Georgia Tech student? The guys at that school are incredibly intelligent but socially WAY behind the learning curve. Just because someone is in college doesn’t mean that they’re into the party scene like at UGA. These guys will be making 6-figures upon graduation…..assuming they can actually get past the interview phase without having an anxiety attack.
August 14th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Rebecca Says:
July 20th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
I don’t think it’s a huge deal to reach 20 and never been kissed. I didn’t receive my first kiss until 18 or 19 and still never got in a serious relationship until a couple years after that.
As far as his situation, I do think it’s rather stupid. I can understand having an internet friend for that long before meeting them because it can be dangersous meeting people in person that you’ve only known online, but online dating is retarded. You can never know if you really connect unless you hang out in person. I don’t care what people say, but we are all at least a little different online and we can tolerate different things from people online that we have a harder time with in person and visa versa.
And asking people online to teach you to kiss? STUPID! What if he got someone with aids? or who knows what else! He may feel like an idiot going to someone he knows at the school he’s at, but chances are, many of them have seen that post already!
And if dating a “good kisser” is so important to this girl, than she’s not worth it. Everyone has their own way of kissing. How would this guy know if his “kissing instructor” kissed the same way his online girlfriend likes to kiss?
Stupid stupid, that’s all I have to say
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID. YOU SHITS WEAK. STOP FUCKING SHIT UP. YOU CANT GET AIDS FROM KISSING. AND YOUR SHITS EVEN WEAKER BECAUSE YOUR A CHICK AND YOU COULD GET FUCKED EASILY.!!(V)
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August 19th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Take a peach , a ripe plump peach at room temp. and slowly take a nibble, one bigger then the other till you have a lip sized bite out of it and close your eyes and and use your tounge in a slow circle motion till all the edges are smooth and then keep repeating till you get to the core. Once you have reached the core, start working your way downwards. Thats all I can give you for now
August 21st, 2008 at 10:12 am
Ok people, do the math. He’s been dating this girl on-line for five years and he’s 20. Assuming thier at least close to the same age, and that his girlfriend has been as faithfull as he has, she dumped he last boy friend when she was fifteen. I know that I was a completely different person in that span of time. The whole thing is a weak scam to meet girls. the funny part is the guy isn’t bad looking and he’s in collage so the fact that he feels like he needs to do this to meet girls says more about him than anything.