Obama Seeks Commerce Secretary, Skiis
Breaking news on Huffington Post:
“The position of Commerce Secretary is too important to remain unfilled another day,” Mr. Obama said. “That’s why it is absolutely essential that this Craigslist thing work.”
President Obama reportedly scanned the “sporting goods” category for bargains while he was at it.
February 15th, 2009 at 1:34 am
Similar (the same?) news broke in The Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53282
February 17th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
WHEN WILL THE BAIL OUT MONEY
GET TO THE E.D.D. OFFICE TO PAY
OUR UNEMPLOYMENT ?
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:34 pm
I’ve been laid off since October.
I’ll take the position of Commerce Secretary.
Any Day.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:46 am
The only requirment is yours taxes must not be more than 10 years past due.
March 5th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I believe I would be absolutely perfect for this job.
I’ve been looking for a job for quite a while. Then
I began to have extreme pain in my shoulder.
My longtime back problems have increased.
So I’ve applied for disability I’m finding it to be
a very speedy process so speedy in fact,
that I may not be able to die fast enough,
Being disabled I find that I have failing memory,
this gives me perfect plausible deniability. So
I can screw things up. And well I just forgot.
So now I can vote myself or raise, for being
so wonderfully forgetful.
It’s my inabilities that make me perfect for the job.
The great thing about a government job, is that
the more you screw up, the bigger you make the crises
the more money you need to screw it up even more.
I’m perfect for that kind of job.
Hey I need all the help I can get. As I can’t seem to die,
fast enough to get my SSI and SSDI. I paid into it quick, they got thers before I got mine, and now it might
take the rest of my life to get mine back. Such a speedy process don’t you agree. if you don’t agree. Send check or money order to: Richard Bobb PO box 1305 Fallbrook California 92088. Thanks for your support.
I tip my hat to the new revolution, take a bow for the new constitution. I’m not free there’s a change all around. Pick up my guitar and play, just like yesterday. I get on my knees and pray. We don’t get fooled again. And again, and again. And again.
March 9th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Use the force