Comments on: Obama Seeks Commerce Secretary, Skiis http://blog.craigslist.org/2009/02/obama-seeks-commerce-secretary-skiis/ Wed, 14 Mar 2012 22:22:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Luke Skywalker http://blog.craigslist.org/2009/02/obama-seeks-commerce-secretary-skiis/#comment-17359 Luke Skywalker Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:10:12 +0000 http://blog.craigslist.org/?p=78#comment-17359 Use the force Use the force

]]> By: Richard http://blog.craigslist.org/2009/02/obama-seeks-commerce-secretary-skiis/#comment-17128 Richard Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:28:42 +0000 http://blog.craigslist.org/?p=78#comment-17128 I believe I would be absolutely perfect for this job. I've been looking for a job for quite a while. Then I began to have extreme pain in my shoulder. My longtime back problems have increased. So I've applied for disability I'm finding it to be a very speedy process so speedy in fact, that I may not be able to die fast enough, Being disabled I find that I have failing memory, this gives me perfect plausible deniability. So I can screw things up. And well I just forgot. So now I can vote myself or raise, for being so wonderfully forgetful. It's my inabilities that make me perfect for the job. The great thing about a government job, is that the more you screw up, the bigger you make the crises the more money you need to screw it up even more. I'm perfect for that kind of job. Hey I need all the help I can get. As I can't seem to die, fast enough to get my SSI and SSDI. I paid into it quick, they got thers before I got mine, and now it might take the rest of my life to get mine back. Such a speedy process don't you agree. if you don't agree. Send check or money order to: Richard Bobb PO box 1305 Fallbrook California 92088. Thanks for your support. I tip my hat to the new revolution, take a bow for the new constitution. I'm not free there's a change all around. Pick up my guitar and play, just like yesterday. I get on my knees and pray. We don't get fooled again. And again, and again. And again. I believe I would be absolutely perfect for this job.
I’ve been looking for a job for quite a while. Then
I began to have extreme pain in my shoulder.
My longtime back problems have increased.
So I’ve applied for disability I’m finding it to be
a very speedy process so speedy in fact,
that I may not be able to die fast enough,

Being disabled I find that I have failing memory,
this gives me perfect plausible deniability. So
I can screw things up. And well I just forgot.
So now I can vote myself or raise, for being
so wonderfully forgetful.

It’s my inabilities that make me perfect for the job.
The great thing about a government job, is that
the more you screw up, the bigger you make the crises
the more money you need to screw it up even more.
I’m perfect for that kind of job.

Hey I need all the help I can get. As I can’t seem to die,
fast enough to get my SSI and SSDI. I paid into it quick, they got thers before I got mine, and now it might
take the rest of my life to get mine back. Such a speedy process don’t you agree. if you don’t agree. Send check or money order to: Richard Bobb PO box 1305 Fallbrook California 92088. Thanks for your support.

I tip my hat to the new revolution, take a bow for the new constitution. I’m not free there’s a change all around. Pick up my guitar and play, just like yesterday. I get on my knees and pray. We don’t get fooled again. And again, and again. And again.

]]> By: Chuck http://blog.craigslist.org/2009/02/obama-seeks-commerce-secretary-skiis/#comment-17063 Chuck Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:46:32 +0000 http://blog.craigslist.org/?p=78#comment-17063 The only requirment is yours taxes must not be more than 10 years past due. The only requirment is yours taxes must not be more than 10 years past due.

]]> By: Kelli Lord http://blog.craigslist.org/2009/02/obama-seeks-commerce-secretary-skiis/#comment-16979 Kelli Lord Tue, 03 Mar 2009 05:34:02 +0000 http://blog.craigslist.org/?p=78#comment-16979 I've been laid off since October. I'll take the position of Commerce Secretary. Any Day. I’ve been laid off since October.
I’ll take the position of Commerce Secretary.
Any Day.

]]> By: Irene http://blog.craigslist.org/2009/02/obama-seeks-commerce-secretary-skiis/#comment-16291 Irene Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:04:41 +0000 http://blog.craigslist.org/?p=78#comment-16291 WHEN WILL THE BAIL OUT MONEY GET TO THE E.D.D. OFFICE TO PAY OUR UNEMPLOYMENT ? WHEN WILL THE BAIL OUT MONEY
GET TO THE E.D.D. OFFICE TO PAY
OUR UNEMPLOYMENT ?

]]> By: Sean http://blog.craigslist.org/2009/02/obama-seeks-commerce-secretary-skiis/#comment-16159 Sean Sun, 15 Feb 2009 08:34:50 +0000 http://blog.craigslist.org/?p=78#comment-16159 Similar (the same?) news broke in The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53282 Similar (the same?) news broke in The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53282

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