Atheist Yard Sale


As reported on Yahoo News:

help get godless liberals out of SC (Greer)

Yes, it is as the title says, come to our moving sale to help two godless liberals get the funds to move to California. What do we have? Books, naturally; some other random stuff that has value but we don’t want to haul across country in our small, fuel efficient car. You’ll be helping to make SC a little more red. Yard sale is FRIDAY MAY 10 starting at 8am and SATURDAY May 11. If it rains on Saturday, like the forecast says, we will also have the moving sale on Sunday, because atheists, remember? Preaching and proselytizing welcome, however it will cost you 10 cents a word to attempt to convert us. Mormons pay double. Mention Richard Dawkins and disavow the Holy Spirit will get you 10% off our already low prices.

5 Responses to “Atheist Yard Sale”

  1. george Says:

    i’m sure glad to see u get to california. don’t think nc will miss you..God left ca. a long time ago. u should do fine…

  2. Vicki Says:

    Wish I was in SC in May…I could have earned a bunch of 10% discounts!

  3. Brad Says:

    Have fun paying taxes out the ass in a state that’s going bankrupt soon.

  4. Daneeka Says:

    well this is the land of the free and the home of the brave!!:)

  5. Meganipar Says:

    i’m sure glad to see u get to california. don’t think nc will miss you.

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